With Valentines Day around the corner, romance is in the air 🌹 But only quickly, cause we are VERY busy…
This week on Wine Chats, Lindalin and I get frisky and chat about quick sex, aka the quicky.
And whilst I’m on fire with my quicky one liners, Lindalin is left speechless at the shananegans.
Who Has Quiche in the Morning?
Who has quiche in the morning? Lots of people do! Because in my house, the quiche is also known as a quicky.
Don’t know how it started, it’s one of those couple things. So if someone in my house ever utters the words “hey you wanna quiche?” we are not talking about food. I have literally eaten three actual quiches in my life.
But that got us talking about how great quickies are, how there’s no expectation have these long winded, romantic, Sting-like experiences. Sometimes, you just want to be intimate for a moment or two and then get on with your day.
When we established that quickies in my house are done in the AM when we can steal a moment away from parenting responsibility, Lindalin professed that most of the PM sex sessions are, in fact, quickies.
This got us thinking – what in the world constitutes a quicky?
So, What’s a Quickie?
There has to be a way to define quickies, and we did our best to try.
So what did we come up with? We decided that quickies have to be done quickly. Anything over 5 minutes is no longer considered a quickie, that’s just normal sex. So all you couples that bust out a solid 7.5 minutes, you are officially out of the quickie red zone.
Alternatively, we now set a new standard of at least 10 thrusts (or 5 for the large penises) and anything less is just micro sex. Hardly counts!
Are You Speechless Yet?
The other thing that happened in this episode is something that I never in a million years saw coming (pun intended) – Lindalin was stunned into silence.
Out of all the episodes and all the admissions we’ve made in our young podcasting careers, for some reason, this episode got her.
I’d like to thank the Academy Awards and God for always being on my side, as I accept this award for rendering the offensive and exceptionally outspoken Lindalin – absolutely and utterly, speechless.
Get Your Quicky On
Short but sweet! Get your quicky on, love the people around you and remember – don’t be a dick!
And now, for Lindalin’s wine review:
🍾S2 E4 wine – BIRD IN HAND – SPARKLING🥂
Bildo is not a fan of bubbles but surprisingly she quite liked this one! I am not a fan of her bubble burps 😲🤢
I as well am not normally a huge bubbles fan. It can just be too overpowering for me. This little gem though is pleasant and crisp with the perfect amount of bubbles 👌🏻
📣 Due to the fact that we thoroughly enjoyed this bubbly deliciousness, I wasn’t able to get a pic of the super pretty colour of the wine😟 It’s such a pretty blush colour…almost like the filter colour.
👉🏼FUN FACT: All champagne is sparkling wine but not all sparkling wine is champagne. 🍾 can only be called🍾 if it comes from the Champagne region in northern 🇫🇷.
🙏🏻 @senseoftaste_ for sponsoring this ep 🥰🥰