Women Fart Too – It’s True!

I bet you think we don’t fart, but women fart too, it’s true!

Your girlfriend farts, your wife farts, your mother AND your sister fart too.

Because literally EVERYONE on Earth does it!

This week on Wine Chats, Lindalin takes aim at society that suppresses bottom burping ladies and I dig deep to understand where my poo-phobia comes from.

There is a serious side to women who dare to fart…

We kicked off this week’s episode of Wine Chats with Bildo & Lindalin with Lindalin taking women’s farting very seriously and much as I want to laugh because farts are funny, I understand what she’s saying.

Episode #71| Wine Chats with Bildo & Lindalin

How come when a woman needs to fart, she suppresses it till be belly hurts lest society point it’s gassy finger at her?

Why are there married women out there who don’t feel comfortable farting in front of their husbands?

Farting in front of your husband is a God given right! You haven’t lived if you haven’t done a silent fart under the blankets and then pulled it over your husband’s head to inhale and enjoy. Truly.

And yet, so many of us out there fear the fart. So many of us pretending that our poop smells like roses when in reality, that hot’n’spicy KFC us ladies ingest will do just as much damage on the way out as it did on the way in.

Whilst men are out there fist bumping each other over their very loud and very public fart, women are hiding their buttholes for dear life and hoping no one ever discovers their worst kept secret – that women fart too.

Poo Phobia

I had a poo-phobia for many years of my life until I started living in a share house. When four grown people share one toilet, not much is left to the imagination.

But one day, when I was trying to relieve myself, someone stood outside the toilet door and yelled to the house “Bildo is doing a poooo!”

And that was the end of my phobia because I walked out of that smelly toilet, head held high, admitting that I too, need to poo.

That got me thinking about the reason for my poo-phobia. When did I start being embarrassed about the most basic bodily function?

Looking back, I don’t remember making poo jokes with my family. I most certainly never remember my mum farting or pooping. It was not something that was discussed openly. Guess that’s what I get for growing up in a communist country!

Women Fart Too – So Don’t Fear the Fart!

Let’s get rid of this idea that women are perfect beings who aren’t allowed to eject bad smells from their bodies.

We are just as smelly and gross as men are. My husband will be the first to tell you that after sleeping next to me for the last 15 years.

So on that note, remember, don’t be a dick and complement your wife on her next fart.

Now let’s hit up Lindalin’s review of our wine this week, which was absolutely scrumdidlishious!

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๐ธ๐“…๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’น๐‘’ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฃโ€™๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘’ – COLAB AND BLOOM ๐น๐“๐‘’๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“Š – ๐‘€๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‰๐‘’๐“…๐“Š๐“๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐‘œ

Bildo has found her new favourite wine โ™ฅ๏ธ with this fruity and smooth beauty! My reaction was short and simple: this wine is sooooo frickin good ๐Ÿ˜‹

โ˜ž FUN FACT: it is very hard to come by a bad tasting Montepulciano wineโœจ(ESP when itโ€™s a COLAB AND BLOOM ๐Ÿ˜‰).

Thank you to Colab & Bloom for sponsoring this episode ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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๐ธ๐“…๐’พ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’น๐‘’ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฃโ€™๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘’ – COLAB AND BLOOM
๐น๐“๐‘’๐“Š๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“Š – ๐‘€๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‰๐‘’๐“…๐“Š๐“๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐‘œ

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