Tipsy Lovin’

What starts with a simple glass of wine (or two) and ends with the infamous Reverse Cowgirl?

Why, this episode of course!

This week, Lindalin and I are losing all our inhibitions and putting tipsy sex in the limelight.

An evening with the ladies…

This week, Lindalin tells us all about an evening out with her girlfriends where she got nice and tipsy.

When she arrived home, something that almost never happens to women happened – she got a little horny.

With three kids in her bed keeping it warm until she got home, Husband Cameron had no other place to sleep than downstairs in the spare room.

Hmm… what does a tipsy, horny woman do in this scenario?

1. Simply brush her teeth and move on with her life?

2. Take care of herself so she doesn’t have to bother with a penis?

3. OR does she tip toe down to the room and give her husband the time of his life?

DING DING DING DING DING! She chooses option number 3 and it’s on.

She goes in for the kill and makes her way downstairs… Except she stops short of the room where her husband lays sound asleep, asking herself “Do I really want to do this?”

Before she could answer her own question, she sucked it up (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!) and entered the room.

Not to scare Cameron so he doesn’t attack his unexpected visitor, she ever so gently touches him and starts to whisper “babe…” but before she even finishes the word, he’s up, arms around her, ready to go.

That’s about all the tipsy sex details I’m going to give you…

This is, after all, Lindalin’s story! It would feel a little creepy writing this on her behalf.

But she did let one detail out and that’s the emergene of the Reverse Cowgirl during their sexy romp.

I mean, how many wives bust that one out these days?! Go Linny!

Tipsy anniversary

I too had some tipsy sex recently for my anniversary. Celebrating 15 years together, I was off to create a very special evening with Husband Henry.

That evening, as we cracked open a bottle of wine together, we reminisced about our decade and a half of memories.

Sufficiently tipsy, it was time to bust out the sex candles!

Yep, you heard that right. To get the full story about my mum buying me $500 worth of lingerie (and sex candles) when pregnant, listen to our very first episode here!

My two Sex Candles (Rum & Raisin + Salted Caramel) burning together – because one can’t go without the other – some gentle bedroom jams on, wine helping me loosen up, it all went down and I can report that my tipsy anniversary sex was pretty amazeballs.

Thanks Alcohol!

But why so tipsy?

You should not have to get crunk every time you have sex with your better half, that’s not where this is going.

It’s just that having a drink or two is guaranteed to help you lose your inhibitions, thus helping you get nekked and then the rest is pretty straight forward.

So always #drinkresponsibly but then get a little irresponsible and bust out that sixty-niner you left back in the early 2000’s…

With all that in mind, peace and love to you all and remember – don’t be a dick!

B&L

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Episode #69 of Wine Chats with Bildo & Lindalin was proudly sponsored by Colab & Bloom.

And now, for Linny’s review:

๐“”๐“น๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ธ๐“ญ๐“ฎ 69โ€™๐“ผ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ – ๐“œ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ป๐“ช – ๐“Ÿ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“๐“ธ๐“ฒ๐“ป

โค๏ธPinot Noir was my first red wine love; I thoroughly enjoyed this oneโฃ๏ธ

Bildo thought this wine was light, dainty and perfect for summer…at first I thought she was talking about me ๐Ÿ™ƒ

The hint of ๐Ÿ“was up for debate between us. I could taste it, Bildo couldnโ€™t. All that mattered was that both of us thought this wine was tasty ๐Ÿ˜‹

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